Sunday, December 29, 2013

Bacon Cupcakes



Bacon Cupcakes
Maple Bacon Cupcakes
Take some bacon and you put it in a cupcake
Bacon Cupcakes
That's what I'm going to make
Bacon Cupcaaaaakes!

That is, of course, put to the Bacon Pancake tune from Adventure Time!

art by Matt Reedy
Now, this is a catchy tune on it's own, but it gets even catchier when Feast of Fiction sings it.


Ok, ok, so I'm not actually making pancakes, but when I got this song stuck in my head for over a month (your welcome) it started to involve into other things, and bacon cupcakes was one of them.

For Christmas I made my friend John some Maple Bacon Cupcakes by Bacon Today and sang this song through the whole process. Also, I was so caught up in singing and baking that I forgot to take process shots. Sorry :( 
But his recipe is too good not to pass on!


Bacon Maple Cupcakes

(makes about 6 cupcakes so you might want to double or triple the recipe)

 4 1/2 tablespoons butter, room temperature
 1/2 tablespoon bacon drippings (left in the fridge to become solid)
1 egg
5 tablespoons brown sugar 
4 tablespoons maple syrup
1 1/4 cups self rising flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
tiny tiny pinch kosher salt
1/4 cup milk
1/4 cup of minced (maple) bacon, cooked and drained

Cook some bacon in a fry pan (about 6 thick strips). Reserve the drippings and place in the fridge to solidify. Mince 1/4 a cup of the bacon. 
The chef should eat whatever is left to assure that the bacon is tasty
Beat the crud out of the butter and solidified bacon fat ’till light and creamy. 
Add the brown sugar and maple syrup and beat well until combined. 
Add the egg and beat until incorporated. 
Sift the flour, salt, baking soda and powder together.
Add some of the flour and mix, then some of the milk, then continue to alternate the dry and wet ingredients, ending with the dry. Mix until just combined. 
Fold in the bacon. 
Taste and add more maple syrup, flour, or milk if needed for desired taste. Keep in mind the maple frosting is very sweet, and to add in very small increments for alterations as maple syrup in large amounts can break a cake batter.
Scoop into cupcake papers and bake at 350 F for 18-22 minutes or until a toothpick comes out clean. Be sure to rotate the pan after the first 15 minutes for even baking. 


Maple Syrup Frosting

(Again, this doesn't make much, so you'll want to make extra)

4 tablespoons of butter.
2 tablespoons of maple syrup.
1 cup of powdered sugar.
turbinado sugar (optional, but recommended).
coarse grain sea salt (optional, but recommended).

Combine the syrup and butter until combined. 
Add the sugar, a bit at a time, and whip at high speeds until combined. 
Pipe or spread onto cupcakes. 
Sprinkle on sea salt and turbinado sugar for decoration and a lot of added flavor.
(add some crumbled BACON TOO!)


I didn't add any of the extra bits, since it already looked so good. 
The cupcakes themselves look a little dark, but that's the added maple to the batter.
They were really quite good, which surprised me. I was worried that they would be strange.
These make the perfect gift or a really great pot-luck dessert that will keep people talking.


If you decide to try these, let me know how it goes!

Thursday, December 12, 2013

Just What The Healer Ordered

I've been feeling drained lately and I can't seem to shake it. Maybe it's the winder blahs?

When an apple a day or taking two aspirins and making a call in the morning just won't cut it, it's time to level up to something a bit more potent.


Man, I would kill an owlbear for some of this stuff right now...

Thanks to That's Nerdalicious who knows how to mind their HP and MP

Friday, November 22, 2013

Doctor Who Baking Delights

Who doesn't love Doctor Who? New or Old, there is something for everyone.
Even us bakers.
 
In honour of 50 years of Doctor Who and the anniversary special airing this weekend, Lakeland is offering these amazingly geeky bakewares for us Whovians

Dalek Cupcake Wraps and Toppers

 
Disguise your cupcakes as delicious Daleks! The stars of our front cover, a batch of simple cupcakes can be easily transformed into a host of the Doctor's arch enemies.
Comprises 24 cake wraps and 24 toppers – 6 of each colour.
 
 
Doctor Who Dusting Set
 


 
 
Finish off your cakes or top cappuccino and hot chocolate with these dusting shields.
 



Dalek Cake Mould
 



Once a year, hostilities between The Doctor and the Daleks are halted and they sit down together to exterminate a cake. Our silicone mould enables you to make an intricately shaped Dalek cake all ready for decorating. Perfect too for a giant Dalek jelly!
 

 
 
Doctor Who Cake Pan
 


With indentations for creating six of the favourite characters from the show, our pan makes it easy. And because it’s made from silicone, you won’t need a sonic screwdriver to get them out.
 

 
 
Doctor Who Cookie Cutters
 
 
Bring some of the best-loved icons from the show to life with our polypropylene cutters that will stamp a design on each cookie, ready for icing.
 




 
And if Baking isn't your style and you want something a little more substantial for all your Doctor Who edible needs, check out this Whovian cookbook; Dining With The Doctor



Hello, sweetie.
Your taste buds are about to take a wibbly wobbly, timey wimey adventure through the Doctor Who reboot. Megafan and food writer Chris-Rachael Oseland spent a year rewatching all of series one through six and experimenting in her kitchen to bring you a fresh recipe for every single episode.
This book is a treat for any Whovian who wants to offer more than a plate of fish fingers and a bowl of custard at your next viewing party. Want to host an elegant dinner party to show off your new Tardis corset? Start the evening with a Two Streams Garden Cocktail followed by Baked Hath, Marble Cucumber Circuits with Vesuvian Fire Dipping Sauce, Professor Yana’s Gluten Neutrino Map Binder, Slitheen Eggs, and some of Kazran’s Night Sky Fog Cups for dessert.
If you’re just getting a few friends together to watch the latest episode, why not offer them an Ood Mezze Plate to munch on as stragglers wander in followed by some quick and easy Fish Custard Tacos, Open Faced Dalek Ironsides, Sontaran Soldiers, and a Cinnamon Pull Apart Crack in the Wall. They can wash it all down with a cup of the Pond’s Wedding Punch.
Lets be honest. No Whovian gathering is complete without them, so you also get an entire bonus chapter dedicated to interesting alternative takes on fish fingers and custard.
This comprehensive cookbook includes eighteen adult beverages, more than two dozen recipes for vegetarians, twenty that are safe for people with wheat allergies, and ten for the low carb dieters. You’ll be prepared for every possible guest.
The ebook also includes over 50 full color photos, a linked table of contents for easy navigation, and a useful appendix.
Put on your fez and straighten your bow tie. You own a cookbook now. Cookbooks are cool.
Geronimo! 

 
 
I really want to throw a Doctor Who theme party and make all of this stuff! Sadly I will not be hosting one this weekend due to the fact that I'm still a season behind! I know! I can hardly believe it!
 
For those of you who are new to the Who, I'm excited to say that you can now find it on Canadian Netflix! Woohoo!
 
 
Anyway, for you who are watching this weekend, enjoy!
Allons-y!

Sunday, November 10, 2013

Halloween - Bake Star Wars For Me Style

Wow, there has just been so much going on these last few months, I've barley had time to breath, let alone bake or blog. When did life get so busy?

This last week was no exception, especially with Halloween.
Now, I know I usually blog on Talk Star Wars To Me about Halloween, but this year, I figured that here was more appropriate, considering that there was a lot of food involved and not as much costuming. 

Let's start with pumpkins. My awesome friend Jocey, invited me over for some good old fashioned pumpkin carving! Now I hadn't carved pumpkins since I was a kid, so I was super excited and kind of leery  about my pumpkin carving skill level.



But as you can see, I don't think I needed to worry, Jocey had a plan.


 And an awesome array of pumpkins, squashes and gourds


This little guy's name is Gord.


Jocey's fantastic Jack Skellington


Lou and Hillbilly Billy


My Ernie turned out pretty good if I do say so myself


 Here they are all lit up


Check out how creepy this guy turned out!


So, the day before Halloween, I made cupcakes for the night itself. We had a Call of Cthulhu RPG night planned and I wanted to make cupcakes that would go with it.
But what flavour do you make something so dark and mysterious?
I went with the only thing I could think of; Guinness. I mean, it does absorb the light around it...



Guinness Cupcakes

1 (12-ounce) bottle Guinness Stout
1/2 cup milk
1/2 cup vegetable oil
1 tablespoon pure vanilla extract
3 large eggs
3/4 cup sour cream
3/4 cup unsweetened cocoa 
2 cups sugar
2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1 1/2 teaspoons baking soda

 Preheat the oven to 350°F. In a large mixing bowl, combine the Guinness, milk, vegetable oil, and vanilla. Beat in the eggs, one at a time. Mix in the sour cream.


 In a large mixing bowl, whisk together the cocoa, sugar, flour, and baking soda. Gradually mix the dry ingredients into the wet Guinness mixture.


I love my mixer soooo much!


 Butter 24 muffin tins and divide the batter among the muffin tins



I used these awesome cupcake liners that I've had kicking around for a few years now and never had a good reason to use. I think they were perfect for this.

 Bake 25 minutes, until risen and set in the middle but still soft and tender. Cool before turning out of the tins.

I didn't really like the icing recipe that went with these, so I decided to make this instead.

Cream Cheese Icing
by Allrecipies

2 (8 ounce) packages cream cheese,
softened
1/2 cup butter, softened
2 cups sifted confectioners' sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla extract

In a medium bowl, cream together the cream cheese and butter until creamy. Mix in the vanilla, then gradually stir in the confectioners' sugar.

I then tinted it red with more red food colouring than I'd like to admit.
I couldn't find my awesome piping tip so I had to ice them by hand, which leaves a lot to be desired. I then added slivered almond teeth and chocolate covered almond eyes and there you have it

THE EYE OF AZATHOTH!



Perfect for a night of Horror!


This was my costume for work. Yup, I was a business-casual Darth Vader.
I really just wanted to wear my Darth Vader dress. Can you blame me? It's pretty awesome.



We also attended a Halloween party with some friends on the weekend and were asked to bring snacks.
Instead of making something sweet, like I usually do, we decided to try something else instead.

Deep Fried Ravioli

1 package store bought ravioli (about 24)
1 cup buttermilk
2 cups Italian style bread crumbs
1 tsp dried Oregano
1/2 tsp salt
1/2 tsp freshly ground pepper
grated Parmesan or Pecorino Romano
vegetable oil and olive oil for frying
fresh basil for garnish

Preheat the oil: Fill deep frying pan with two inches of oil- 3/4 vegetable oil, 1/4 olive oil. Preheat until a thermometer reads 325°. Or you can guesstimate like we did, but I don't recommend it.
While the oil heats and sauce cooks, prep the ravioli. Place the buttermilk in a shallow bowl. Place the bread crumbs, oregano, salt, and pepper in another bowl. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper for the ravioli. Dip first in the buttermilk, shaking when lifting out of the bowl, then dredge in the bread crumbs. Place on the baking sheet while you coat the remaining ravioli.


When the oil is hot, fry the ravioli in batches, turning until golden brown- about 3 minutes.


Using a slotted spoon, transfer the ravioli to paper towels to drain.


Sprinkle with extra cheese and shredded basil.


How amazing do these look?


Cheesy Marinara Sauce:

1 14 oz can diced tomatoes
1/2 onion, minced
2 large cloves garlic, minced
1/2 tsp salt
1/4 tsp red pepper flake
2 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil
1/2 cup grated pecorino romano cheese

 In a medium sized saucepan, sautée the onion in olive oil over medium low heat for 8-10 minutes, until very soft. Stir in garlic and cook for about 1 minute, until fragrant. Add in the tomatoes, salt, and red pepper flake and cook over medium low heat, stirring occasionally, for 10 minutes.
Remove from the heat. Using an immersion blender, blend the sauce directly in the pot until mostly smooth. Fold in the  grated cheese.


You're going to want to try this recipe. It's fantastic! It was hard not to eat them all myself.
They didn't last very long at the party. Once people started trying them, they disappeared!

As for costumes, Adam and I went as Hipster Mario and Luigi


Yeah, we went there.


I love his moustache!


So hipster....




So how was your Halloween? Do/make anything special? Let me know.

Friday, July 12, 2013

Challenge #13: Bittersweet Paris



I know I haven't been posting lately, but I honestly haven't had much time to bake or blog. Considering that I work silly hours, by the time I get home, I'm wiped and mostly just want to go to bed. If I do manage to get something baked, I'm usually still baking after midnight, which isn't as much fun as it sounds.

Most of my baking, these days, stems from celebrations. This one, in fact, was Canada Day and also my 1 year anniversary with my sweetheart.

I was trying to think of some sort of Canadian flavor I could make, but the best I could come up with was maple/bacon. And as much as I would like to try that one day, I wasn't really in the mood for it. After rifling through cookbooks for awhile, Adam asked how The Challenge was going. To be honest, I've veered away from it as of late due to a total flop recipe, which I didn't even bother to blog about. (boo to you Taste of Summer the Way It Used to Be - Peachy) I'm also getting to the weird flavors in the book and I know they'll be great for some random occasion, but that occasion hasn't come up yet.
Anyway, I digress. I grabbed out The Icing On The Cupcake and started flipping through it.
That's where I found Bittersweet Paris. I've been wanting to try this one for awhile and it lent itself well to making it lactose-free.

5 tbsp butter
1 cup coffee
1 cup buttermilk
2 eggs, room temperature
1 1/2 cups sugar
1 cup cake flour
1/2 cup cocoa powder
1 tsp finely ground salt
1 tsp baking powder
1 1/2 tsp baking soda
2 tsp vanilla extract

Preheat the oven to 350' F. Place 12-15 paper liners into cupcake trays.
Make the coffee. When it's ready, melt the butter into it. Whisk in the buttermilk (or in my case, almond milk). Set aside.

it separates, so you mix it back together from time to time.
Put the eggs and sugar in another bowl and mix on a low speed. Gradually add one at a time - flour, salt, cocoa powder, baking powder and baking soda. Mix until just combined.


Add the vanilla and coffee mixture. Mix until combined.


Pour batter into paper liners. Fill almost to the top.


Yes, it totally is just liquid. I was worried, but I decided to see if the recipe would work, so I popped them into the oven instead of giving up.
Look! They're rising!
Bake 15-20 minutes, or until an inserted toothpick comes out clean. I found it best that I bake them for 15 minutes, turn off the oven and leave them in there for another 10 minutes. It worked better that way. Otherwise, they were burnt on the outside and didn't cook enough in the middle.

Cool 5 minutes and then move to a baking rack.

Orange Frosting

1/2 cup (or 1 stick) unsalted butter, room temperature
1 egg yoke, room temperature
1 tsp vanilla extract
1 1/4 cups sifted powdered sugar
1 tbsp orange juice
the zest of an orange.

Cream the butter with an electric mixer until fluffy, about 3 to 5 minutes. Add egg yoke and vanilla. Beat for 4 minutes.


Add orange juice and zest. Beat 1 minute. 
Add sugar (and food colouring, if you want) and beat until smooth.

This recipe didn't make a lot of icing and I had already drank the rest of my freshly squeezed orange juice, so we decided to make 2 different flavors of icing for the cupcakes. Instead of the orange juice, in the second batch, I added cherry and almond extract. 



They were both really good and went with the chocolate really well. I'm not sure which one I liked better.


As soon as they were iced, it was off to the Canada Day BBQ.

I didn't get a lot of feedback on them, simply, since everyone that showed up at the party brought dessert. I ended up taking a bunch of them back home with me, which was awesome, because we ate them for breakfast the next day. Yes, I'm classy like that :P

So, what do geeks do when they mix booze and sparklers?



Yup. We're pretty awesome.